Tag: humor
group name: paree
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June 01, 2008 06:59 PM EDT --
My daughter went on vacation last week
and left me at home all alone.
. . . more
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November 03, 2007 06:10 PM EDT --
Passing the truck stop in the neighboring town of Port Barre, Louisiana, I looked over and had to laugh.
The usually lit-up "CASINO" sign on the front of the building was only partially lighted. . . . more
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June 01, 2006 05:27 AM EDT --
Fireside 1: Wine
Hello, do come in! It's rather cold for autumn and the air is a tad chilly. Here, let me take your coat. There! Now, let's pull up a chair, . . . more
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June 02, 2006 05:13 AM EDT --
Fireside 2: Coffee
Make yourself comfortable by the fire, and we'll chinwag as good friends do. No need to apologise for just dropping in. I was kind of expecting you. . . . more
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August 22, 2006 09:15 AM EDT --
(Originally Published in The Providence Sunday Journal 4/27/97)
I once had an English teacher, a soft spoken lady, who in a one-on one dead-serious heart-to-heart talk warned me to avoid cliches like . . . more
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January 21, 2008 02:35 PM EST --
"I won! I won!" I shouted out from my computer as my husband was walking by what we call 'the computer room'.
"What'd you win?" He paused to ask.
"The . . . more
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June 06, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
Fireside 5: Stew
Hi, it's you again! I haven't seen you for such a long time. Don't stand outside - these autumn nights are so damn chilly. You'll catch . . . more
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October 17, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Garage Band Confessions
When I learn to play guitar,
(and when I have a garage)
I will form a band
and call it Cup of Spiders.
Or Allusion to the Pubis. Or--
Fat Kids Don't Dance;
or the Mute Inglorious . . . more
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October 20, 2007 07:48 PM EDT --
Remember those Family Circus comic strips where “Billy” would take over for his dad, Bill Keane, a move which blurred the lines between reality and the (very) fictional world of that . . . more
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September 14, 2007 07:07 PM EDT --
Hawks
Search for
Plump juicy chickens
For breakfast, lunch, and dinner
They crave fresh meat from daylight to dark
So at times they must settle for just a big black nasty rat
This is known . . . more
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November 03, 2007 02:23 AM EDT --
Eating Yogurt Is Good for You?
Like many members of the “hotdogs may not be good for you, but they sure taste good ” generation I’m probably going to offend a few . . . more
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June 04, 2006 05:03 AM EDT --
Fireside 4: Roast
Hello, do come in! I just knew you'd drop by, round about just now. Is that the smell of roast beef and all the trimmings for a cold night? You're . . . more
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August 18, 2008 06:16 PM EDT --
Ms. Cora Spondent, (AP)
Mendocino County, CA
Somewhere high in the Sanhedrin Wilderness of Northern California, possibly above the snow . . . more
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October 19, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
You probably came here looking for the most ground-breaking article ever to hit the Internet... the article where I first proved that "Velociraptors" were entirely fake and scientists suck. . . . more
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June 13, 2006 05:33 AM EDT --
Fireside 8: Hot Chocolate
What a wild evening it is! Thunder and sheet lightning all over the place. Damn, I'll have to oil these squeaking front door hinges. Oh, . . . more
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October 14, 2006 09:55 AM EDT --
This morning, my husband and I were laughing about some of the things that happened in our early days of courting one another. It is truly a miracle that we ended up married to one another. . . . more
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October 29, 2006 02:44 PM EST --
Has anyone but me noticed how the kids that trick or treat on Halloween seem to be getting older and older? Not only that, they don't even bother to dress up or anything. I would imagine . . . more
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July 14, 2006 01:18 PM EDT --
All of these are legitimate companies dealing in regular products and services, but they didn't think their domain names through. Some of them are prime candidates for the "What was I thinking?" . . . more
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June 03, 2006 05:15 AM EDT --
Fireside 3: Tomato Juice
Don't worry about it! I'm always pleased to see you, not matter how late at night it is. No, it's not almost eleven o'clock. It's just . . . more
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June 11, 2006 05:06 AM EDT --
Pope Benedict XVI to Gather
GOODBYE, YOUR EMINENCE
Yes, Holy Father, I do realize how disappointed you are. Of course you wanted to write your very first Gather article . . . more
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